As pessoas me perguntam como estou, mas não querem saber a resposta.
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good
After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.